Nocturne in Red and Bold

So, my name is Ben. As an English major, I feel this is expected of me.

I think I’ve written more extensively about WoW and WoW Theory than I have about English this semester.

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Fish, barrel.

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:

Glenn Beck’s twitter is drenched unnecessary abbreviations and misspellings.  Worldview aside, the dude is just dumb.

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Did anyone ever see the season finale of The Dinosaurs?  Hoping to find out if it ended with an asteroid impact.

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It’s 1:34, I’m writing a paper, and I keep having to delete clichés that I’m typing.

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Psychologists have since associated a heavy use of puns with schizophrenia. Wikipedia article about Hamlet’s speech patterns
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There are a lot of bad Hamlet-themed raps.

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lolser

I don’t often look at my ‘recent calls’ because it reminds me how few people call me.

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How do I know if I’m too cool for school?

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I spend too much time thinking of Facebook statuses.

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I threw Bukowski in there just to show that we’re all writers. And in his time he was underrated and a lot of people couldn’t get it, but I got him on this guest appearance because we’re all writers. So he gets his verse too. MF DOOM, on Charles Bukowski’s “guest spot” on his new album
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